The scarecrows gather their pumpkin heads
There\'s a lot of banging from the garden shed
It\'s October the 31st and it won\'t be good
No trick or treating like children should
The evil witches have cast their spell
Unleashing the grassy scarecrows from hell
Total destruction of Halloween
On a grand scale that\'s never been seen
The scarecrows mission that they must complete
Is to capture children for the witches to eat
Into the cauldron they will go
With a pound of frogs chucked in with a throw
They will make a stew of great delight
That will keep them full until next Hallows night
But if you want to prevent their affray
And make the scarecrows go away
Find a picture of Donald Trump
Nail it to your door with a great big thump
But if you\'re scared they may still get in
Find a picture of Hillary Clinton