If you call me ugly,
I\'ll remember every time someone told me I wasn\'t.
If you call me fat,
I\'ll remember every piece of clothing that fits.
If you call me a tight ass,
I\'ll remember every time I went with the flow.
If you call my chest small,
I\'ll remember that I\'m a D which is three times the size of the girl you\'re trying to get to put out.
When you call me unhappy things,
I remember that I\'m happy,
and I don\'t have to suffer like you.