He should have been the President
An Admiral ~ A king ~ He did his very best for us
Now hear the people sing
He made all our dresses fit snugly on our hips
Hats off to ELIAS HOWE
The Man who invented ZIPS
Zips on boots and zips on coats
Zips up to necks ~ zips up to throats
From the bedroom ~ Honey shout
Zip me up we\'re going out
All her flesh is packaged in
Well zipped up she sure looks slim
Be careful though ~ a zip\'s a nipper
Don\'t catch your willy in your zipper !
Poor old buttons ~ cant compete
Zips are cool and zips are neat
Zip me in and zip me out
Love\'s much quicker there\'s no doubt
When I\'m going on a trip
My outdoor coat has a great big zip
Our forebears they had no such luck
It took them hours to button up
Our lives are fast and never slow
Grab your clothes ~ and ZIP & GO !
Thanks for visiting ~ Thank GOD for the ZIP ~ BRIAN