I\'m my girls best friend and my own worst enemy
Half the shit I do, don\'t really make sense to me
Because I\'d cheat on her without batting an eye
But if I caught her cheating on me, I\'d be just as angry as the next guy
It\'s unfair to her and unfair of me
Because saying that I love her is a frequent decree
And yet hitting up hotter girls is still not uncommon for me
I guess I don\'t deserve her so why not just break it off?
Am I afraid she\'s gonna find someone else and simply shake it off?
Or did I really just date her so she would take her damn shirt off?
Perhaps this relationship just wasn\'t meant to be
They say looks shouldn\'t matter but they sure matter to me
And don\'t act like I\'m the only one who wants a girl that\'s pretty
Because we turn on the tv and see nothing but beauty
So we think we need girls with a nice face and a big fat booty
But in reality, all we need is a girl who cares about our needs
And I got one, but for some reason I feel like I have yet to succeed
I recognize I\'m a scumbag but at least I can admit it
Most dudes will cheat and act like they\'re mistake is omitted
And they think there girl is dumb but she really ain\'t stupid
She\'s got a suspicion but she doesn\'t want to face the music
She doesn\'t wanna know what her mans really doing
While he\'s out of town \"with his friends going canoeing\"
I hope she finds someone who shows her some appreciation
Because she\'s amazing, she deserves every guy in this damn nation
But once again I, the scumbag, don\'t deserve her
That\'s why I\'m breaking up with you Jessica Oliver