There is something on tv
That I really want to watch
So I make myself comfy
My phone is switched off
I reach for the remote
To find the channel I need
Nothing could be simpler
Just how hard can it be
But it has so many buttons
Their purpose is unknown
In would probably be simpler
To break the zodiac code
So on and on this goes
My nails chewed to the nub
This thing has me beat
I\'m so close to giving up
Then like a knight of old
In some chivalrous act
My daughter takes the control
And finds it in 2 seconds flat
I pretend I knew what she did
I\'m trying hard to look cool
Hoping she did not notice
That the remote had me fooled