C HRISTMAS CRACKERS ~ they look so nice
H OW I wish we could use them twice
R ED ones blue ones ~ they grace my plate
I LOVE to pull one ~ it feels great !
S UPER bang to wake up Granny
T HAT hat looks smart on Aunty Fanny
M OM has won a new screw driver
A LAS that CRACKER cost a FIVER
S TUPID jokes and a frog that croaks !
C HRISTMAS CRACKERS ~ once pulled they die
R ECYCLE ? No ~ well just you try
A CRACKER pulled is a CRACKER dead
C RUMPLED cardboard ~ the BANG has fled
K INKY joke and kinky motto
E VEN worse than Santa\'s Grotto !
R EMEMBER it\'s the thought that matters
S PECIALLY when you\'re PULLING CRACKERS !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love to all ~ BRIAN
I hope you all manage to \"Pull a Cracker\" this CHRISTMAS !