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Naked Spoof

A gift I was given,

A poster of a movie.

I really loved it so.

It was cool and groovy.

 

So colorful and bright,

I hung it on the wall.

Until I realized,

Not what it seemed at all.

 

I looked more closely,

Immediately offended.

Right before my eyes,

A male appendage!!

 

Blinking my eyelids,

Took a second glance.

Drawn in the wrinkles,

Of the actor’s pants!!

 

And, then another,

This time in a sign.

Within the letter W,

Actress’s bust line!

 

Cautiously looked closer,

On the poster’s right side.

In a pale mountain range,

A huge backside!

 

What’s wrong with this artist?

Using his talent this way?

Where’s are his manners?

What would his Momma say?

 

Now he’s got me gazing,

To see if there’s more.

What else is he hiding?

For my eyes to abhor.

 

Oh, now I get it!

It’s plain to see.

This prankster artist,

Has played a joke on me.

 

The work is for fun,

He’s created a spoof.

Subject of this film,

About the naked truth.

 

I’ve heard of this before,

Sense of humor so crass,

Hidden in cartoons,

Takes a lot of sass.

 

In this optical illusion,

It’s artwork with some game.

But, in the eye of the beholder,

Either raunchy or just lame.