Plastic problems.
Just four little numbers,
How could you forget.
The queue\'s getting longer,
They\'re not happy I bet.
Was it a five or maybe a four,
Oh bugger this love,
Let\'s get out of the door.
The assistants not helping,
She\'s just tapping the till,
If I was you dear,
Tell her to keep bloody still.
A day out shopping,
Wasn\'t why I signed up,
Let\'s go to a cafe,
And have cake and a cup....