A man once told me a story
About a tale to evil to tell
He said it was written by Satan himself
He said that he wrote in hell
He said it was a saga
Of how the dark prince fell
He said that we all would be sorry
Most people would be pell~mell
For it would conjure up demons
And rise up the hounds of hell
Letting the many dark minions
Free from the bowels where they dwell
And so for these obvious reasons
It’s a tale that he couldn’t tell
If you what to hear his story
You\'ll have to go to hell