M OBILE PHONES ~ cursed Mobile Phones
O HOW I hate your fobile moans
B LINKIN\' ~ ringin\' night an\' day
I REALLY wish you\'d go away !
L EAVE me in peace like I used to be
E XTENSION OFF ~ no one could bother me !
P HONES were OK ~ when first invented
H ARD to the wall they were cemented
O NLY the rich had them in houses
N ICE to keep in touch with Spouses ~ BUT
E XTRA phones began to sprout ~ so you didn\'t have to shout
S OON it was worse ~ Phones became Mobile ~ cruel Satanic Curse !
Thanks for listening ~ Comments welcome ~ Love to all BRIAN XOX
All my American Friends forget they are SIX HOURS behind and keep
sending me TRUMP CALLS @ 2 3 & 4 am (GMT) from their MOBILES !
60% (4.8 billion) of the Worlds Population now own a MOBILE PHONE
It is ~ Hell on Earth ~ They have spelled the end of PEACE & PRIVACY !