BRIAN & ANGELA

M O B I L E P H O N E S ~ An Acrostic

 

M  OBILE  PHONES ~  cursed Mobile Phones 

O  HOW  I hate your fobile moans 

B   LINKIN\'  ~ ringin\' night an\' day

I    REALLY  wish you\'d go away !

L   EAVE me in peace like I used to be 

E   XTENSION  OFF ~ no one could bother me !

 

P   HONES  were OK ~ when first invented 

H   ARD  to the wall they were cemented 

O   NLY  the rich had them in houses

N   ICE  to keep in touch with Spouses ~ BUT

E   XTRA phones  began to sprout ~ so you didn\'t have to shout

S   OON  it was worse ~ Phones became Mobile ~ cruel Satanic Curse !

 

Thanks for listening ~ Comments welcome ~ Love to all BRIAN XOX

 

All my American Friends forget they are SIX HOURS behind and keep

sending me TRUMP CALLS  @ 2 3 & 4 am (GMT)  from their MOBILES !

60% (4.8 billion) of the Worlds Population now own a MOBILE PHONE 

It is ~ Hell on Earth ~ They have spelled the end of PEACE & PRIVACY !