A QUIET CUT
I went for a haircut today,
a pleasure I really must say.
It was cut by a bloke
and he never spoke
except for ‘Hello’ and ‘G’day’.
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DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Did a big shop at the grocery store
and with basket full I walked ‘cross the floor.
Over to the checkout so I could pay -
transaction done and I heard her say:
‘Thank you sir, have a nice day’.
With a steely look I failed to hide,
I snapped in reply: ‘That’s for me to decide!’