I found a bit of lego
at the side of the couch
it was a pretty mean bit
it made me say ouch
I found a big green crayon
on the floor beside the wall
I knew who had left it there
their hand reached to four foot tall
I found half a sausage
under the kids bed
it must have been there for weeks
even the mould on it was dead
I found a big snail
going round the kids room
they wanted the smallest of engine
to see if it would go broom
I found a left arm and leg
from some poor teddy bear
apparently it had an operation
another unsuccessful repair
I have found lots of other things
painful, creepy and gruesome
Sometimes even really funny
from my teeny tiny two sons