SQUATERS RIGHTS
‘You’ve failed to lower the seat again.
It seems I’m always telling you,
I guess you men are all the same.
Why can I not get through to you?
To close it down is common sense
for when we ladies come to use it
down is where we need it hence
the rule is clear so don’t abuse it.’
…….
‘But just a moment darling wife,
the time has come to reappraise it.
On this you’ve nagged me all my life
but when I use it I must raise it.
So kindly listen to what I say
for surely thus the rule is clear.
No matter what the time of day
the correct position is raised my dear.’