LIMERICKS 4 5 & 6
An aspiring young jockey called Morse
was longing to ride round the course
‘How can it be done?’
he asked his bright son.
‘On a long-tailed, long legged, well bred, black Arabian horse, of course!’
There was an old man called Rose
who wore a large peg on his nose.
Whenever asked ‘Why?’
He would always reply:
‘It’s convenient for hanging out clothes’.
There was a young man from Eccles
who was covered all over in freckles.
Said the King to the Queen
‘Tis a thing seldom seen,
except in the streets around Eccles’.