Dear Don,I hope you\'re well.
How\'s things going one can never tell
Did it go well with our dearest Teresa?
I saw you holding hands and trying to tease her.
What\'s the plan with this big old wall?
Will the Mexicans pay the cost? That won\'t be small!
What you going to do with all America\'s foes?
I bet that little problem is keeping you right on your toes!
Anyway, I have a plan that will keep them all out.
It will certainly work, without a doubt.
Give your mate, Farage, a little call.
Ask him to send a selfie for the Oval Office wall.
Get it copied and put on every passport visa.
That will stop them coming and be a real red neck pleaser.
Just while I have you,I\'ve been pondering a question.
It\'s not at accusation, but merely a suggestion.
I promise Don, there won\'t be another.
But is Boris Johnson your long lost brother?
Anyway Donald, I\'ve got to go.
If there\'s anything I can do please let me know.
Just for the record, I think you\'re doing a good job.
Unfortunately the wife thinks you\'re a total knob.