I’m here all alone,
Just sitting and thinking,
The funny saying upon,
And, from the mug I’m drinking.
Shaped exactly like,
A green hand grenade.
Maybe you’ve seen them,
Heard these words said?
Meant for hard workers,
Piles of work, found under.
Complaint Department with ring,
With, “Please take a number.”
Or, the prankster guy,
Too low, he would stoop,
On his favorite mug,
“Coffee makes me poop.”
Another mug he has,
And, I’m not faking,
Two pigs, one piggyback,
Oinking, “Making bacon.”
And, the mugs in most hands,
Very common ones.
“World’s Greatest Dad,
World’s Greatest Mom.
Coffee mugs make great gifts,
For any time of the year.
Like, “I’m strong like my coffee,
I have nothing to fear!”
And, the mugs you get,
With your child’s sweet face.
For once look put together,
Hair combed and in place.
The mugs I find clever,
What’s on them, you cannot,
See the hidden image,
Until some thing’s poured in hot.
I did see a mug,
Women dressed and so prude.
With hot coffee now full,
Women gradually become nude!
Men, don’t leave those around,
For the kids to see.
When you come home late,
From the bachelor’s party.
You’ll have to explain,
As the kids sit and wait.
And, sip from your cup,
Full of their hot chocolate.