Popcorn you devil.
Popcorn you fiend.
Bit down on a kernel,
Caused pain in my teeth.
Took out a toothpick,
To lodge the thing free.
Caused my gum irritation,
And it started to bleed.
Got a small mirror,
Opened wide.
Show yourself kernel.
Why do you hide?
I’ll try to find you.
I’ll try in earnest.
Rather do that,
Than go to the dentist.
Can taste the blood.
Salt on my lip.
Better stop picking,
Just be done with it.
Get a glass of water.
Rinse out my mouth.
Dab off the blood,
With a paper towel.
Leave it for now.
I’m at a loss,
When I get home,
I’ll try dental floss.
Dam you kernel,
For this you’ll pay.
Once dislodged,
Throw the popcorn away.