I dance around the kitchen
I sing and shake my bum
It\'s Bon Jovi to which I listen
My life long music chum
I Shake My Head In Time
My hair around my shoulders
Loud and proud this ain\'t no mime
Pretending that I smoulder
I catch my reflection in the glass
I laugh. . . I look a state
A rocking . . . singing Scottish lass
Offttt. ..show business is not my fate
My blind it is not down
I look to see aghast
My neighbours face complete with frown
3 x\'s. . . The x factor moment I have not passed