when your alone with Bon Jovi

I dance around the kitchen 

I sing and shake my bum 

It\'s Bon Jovi to which I listen 

My life long music chum 


I Shake My Head In Time 

My hair around my shoulders 

Loud and proud this ain\'t no mime 

Pretending that I smoulder 


I catch my reflection in the glass 

I laugh. . . I look a state 

A rocking . . . singing Scottish lass 

Offttt. business is not my fate 


My blind it is not down 

I look to see aghast 

My neighbours face complete with frown 

3 x\'s. . . The x factor moment I have not passed