My flatulent family...
When we all meet for a meal, on family occasions,
Lots of good greens will be ate by all my relations.
But Not long after the food, the gas starts to flow,
Some silent, some loud as the night begins to grow.
We are a flatulent family, it\'s a good job we don\'t smoke,
With all this gas about, we\'d blow up rather than choke.
We\'ve been told we are all healthy, for the greens that we eat,
But you wouldn\'t say that, if locked in a room with uncle Pete.
Some say it\'s ok , as it\'s just a natural pass,
do not light a match, in a room, with my family\'s gas.
I was told to bottle it, and use it to light a camp fire,
But Saying you\'d still eat, I\'m afraid makes you be a big liar.....