I think I dropped a quid up ya old ladies skirt last night
on the streets of Paris, Berlin, London and New York
shiny red high heels and silky bright green socks
weakened at the knees wore a padlock on my heart
blonde\'s, brunettes, ginger, red even grey, green and more
if you feel you are inclined to have a second thought and dare
2 men amongst them with a wig and a transvestite to adore
yours is from Bangkok cooked in crabs watching from over there
with your euro, dollar or even the failing of the pound pay it in by drunk
I can tell you how much ya old lady cost last night bunk bunk
sticky situations Thai girls on their knees, yes, yes, yes, yes, please
laying on my back, she\'s rolling on my money, get down on ya knees
sat in Sanfrancisco city sitting with two whores, OMG what a fright
I think I dropped a quid up ya old ladies skirt last night.