LIMERICKS 13, 14, & 15
An athletic young man called Grundy
played rugby every Sunday.
He’d pick up the ball,
run past one and all,
and never stop going till Monday.
Michael Edwards © July 1987
There was a vain man from Kildare
who bragged he’d a full head of hair,
till one windy
his toupee blew away
and revealed his head to be bare.
Michael Edwards © April 1987
A frusty old crone from Kirk Ella
returned late one night to her villa.
A burglar therein
set her hopes in a spin
but one look and he ran out in terror.
Michael Edwards © October 1987