Woke up to an alert,
About a fire.
At a health club,
Caused quite a stir.
Looked out the window,
Still dark outside.
Off in the horizon,
Glowing massive light.
Turned on the news.
Been there in the past.
Have a place for kids,
Where they had a blast.
Firemen were there,
Put the flames out.
Began investigating,
How this came about.
I had a theory,
The cause of this.
The place had an odor,
Like a smelly armpit.
Locker room perspiration,
Over the years,
Build up inside,
Brings your eyes to tears.
I bet what sparked,
Where the fire came from,
Gym gasses from the masses,
Known as a B.O. Bomb.
Wouldn’t take much,
To cause an explosion.
Sweat and smelly towels,
Mold and erosion.
In any event,
The place was leveled.
Pile of ashes,
Equipment disheveled.
If you go to a gym,
Plan to join a club,
Make sure it’s clean,
Inside they scrub.
If they don’t,
Might be too late.
You’ll be blown away,
Not fit, without shape.