LIMERICKS 16, 17, & 18.
There was an old man called Bowes
who sported a most monstrous nose.
Twas as well for him
that it covered each limb
for he couldn’t afford any clothes.
Michael Edwards © March 1987
There was a young Knight from Nottingham
whose pyjama chords had a knot in them.
His fair lady said:
‘Before you come to bed
you must unknot the knot that you’ve got in them’.
Michael Edwards © March 1987
A ferryman from Traillee
charged his clients a profitable fee.
But a wave swept away
his wallet one day
and his cash flow is now all at sea.
Michael Edwards © March 1987