LIMERICKS 19, 20 & 21.
Said a worker from Bonn:
‘This job’s a big con,
don’t you know
it’s all go,
and I wish I was gone’
There was an old man from Korea
whose daughter complained of diarrhea.
He said ‘I know why
and I’ll tell you no lie,
it runs in the family my dear’
An old metal worker from Pudsey
smelt remarkably smelly and musty,
so he had a good scrub
in a large bathing tub
and now he is going quite rusty.
Michael Edwards © 1989