This guy I know,
First name is Jack.
Coincidentally,
Last name is Ass.
Appropriate name,
Doesn’t hold him back.
So, very annoying,
He has the knack.
Has a very,
Wandering eye.
Leers at women,
Chauvinistic guy.
Ladies’ cabooses,
He just glares.
A total Goober,
With nothing upstairs.
Ever change,
His lascivious way?
Hell would freeze over,
To see that day.
If things were different,
The tables turned.
Would it impact him?
Would he learn?
Should the size of his package,
Determine his pay?
He thinks women,
Should be treated that way.
Makes one think,
About his wife.
What goes on at home?
Happy married life?
I wonder if the Mrs.
Knows what he’s like?
If she did,
Tell him, “Take a hike!”
I think his Company,
Should give him the boot,
Or face a Sexual,
Harassment lawsuit.