LIMERICKS 37 38 & 39
An eccentric old sailor from Hyde
had a tub with sea water inside.
When he was asked why
it was not filled up high
he explained ‘I’ve left room for the tide!’
There was an old man from Gibralter
who had a curvaceous young daughter.
Her body went in
where it should be thin
and out wherever it oughter.
There was a an old man called Savage
who suffered from piles in his passage.
So in surgery one day
they were soon cut away
which assisted the passage of gassage.