My life is going crazy,
That\'s how I don\'t want it to be.
I\'ve been job after job after job
Now those days are history.
I need to get a job,
but I don\'t know what to do
I am good with animals
Maybe I should work at the Detroit zoo.
Wait that\'s a mistake
My old friends daughter works there.
If she finds out I applied for the Detroit zoo
My friend will rip out all my hair.