Women today,
Love to prance.
Out the door,
In Yoga Pants.
I don’t think,
A great idea.
Very scary,
Bad habit, I fear.
They wear them to,
Work and play.
They wear them about,
Most every day.
I wouldn’t wear them,
To my job.
My Boss would think,
That I’m a slob.
I work with many,
Construction men.
Who like to gape,
At women’s rear ends.
Yoga Pants,
Belong in the Gym.
Not in Church,
Reciting Hymns.
Or, even shopping,
On weekends.
Hope they don’t wear them,
With Depends.
I’m so sorry,
If I’m crass.
Dress appropriate.
Show some class!