“The eyes are the window to the soul”
You told me I don’t say I’m sorry enough so here’s a list of things that sound better if ‘I’m sorry is in front of it:
I’m sorry my windows are dirty. I’m sorry they are made of sugar glass. I’m sorry there is dust six inches thick that lines the sill. I’m sorry it’s so hard for you to see through them. I’m sorry if you can see through them. I’m sorry they aren’t bright. I’m sorry they look like the pitch-black sky at night. I’m sorry if you try to open them they will cut your finger guaranteed. I’m sorry they made you lose blood on grounds you didn’t wish to be. I’m sorry the curtains keep all the light out. I’m sorry they never tell you when it’s light out. I’m sorry for keeping all the antiques in the house but you see they are too old and fragile to be let out. So, when you ask me when I’m doing tonight and I say nothing..... I’m washing the windows, it’s going to take all night.