An Arachnid Alarm....
Last night I had dream whilst tucked up in my bed,
I dreamt that a spider had made a home on my head . She\'d spun a silky web,tangled deep in my hair,
not sure how may flies, she\'d thought to catch in this lair.
I woke with a start and jumped out to the floor,
Hitting my skull with both hands, as I made for my bathroom door.
Looking in the mirror, I checked for the arachnids silk line,
At that point I felt stupid, remembering it was just a dreamtime.
But returning to my bed,
Combing my fingers through my hair,
My wife said get to sleep, it\'s bloody late to be fair.
Not just angry from being awakened and put in a rage,
But in her dream she was on an island, with de caprio and Nicolas cage.