I suppose I should be happy,
But, I didn’t see it coming.
I was a little surprised,
I certainly wasn’t bumming.
But, still caught off guard,
By this touch of no class.
Not at all gentlemanlike,
Actually, quite crass.
Nonetheless, it happened.
This guy grabbed my rear.
Just for a second,
Then took off out of there.
Out with a very close,
Good friend of mine.
He asked, “What’s the matter?
You’re blushed, are you crying?”
“No,” I said, “This guy….
He just grabbed my ass.
As I stood up, and,
He was walking past!”
“But, No, I’m not angry.
Still, just the same.
What an odd way to tell me,
That, I’ve still got game.”