tantumveritatum

The real reason for Brexit!

Multi faceted, rule loving, French farcical et al

These strings of trade assemblage that the Germans really pull

How Remoaners yearn still for the inner party

Yet our Britishness is so wrong for \'La Fraternity\'.

 

We need to acquire some continental ways

Shout loudly at waiters to feel more Francais

Sit out on pavements and act as if abroad

Drink tiny cups of coffee and look slightly bored

 

Pout the lips, wear a beret, sport a stripy tee shirt

Draw heavily on a Gauloise and pretend it doesn\'t hurt

Grow a very thin moustache without fear or favour

Eat garlic raw and enjoy the flavour

 

Wear leather shorts that chafe and bind

Drink Absinthe all night without going blind

Play boule on Sundays, the French do it best

Sit out in the sun and wear a string vest

 

Don\'t shave for days or comb your hair

Wake in the morning like a bad tempered bear

Europeans call it character or even style

Something that Brits avoid by a mile

 

Until we change we will never fit in

Spoiling Remoaners big dreams could be the ultimate sin

If they aspire to be in Europe\'s fast lane

Then shouldn\'t they move to a house by the Seine?