I am sorry my fitness instructor
I tried I tried
I did I promise
But it called me over
I ate the hole thing
even the wrappers
sorry my fitness instructor
I tried I tried
but again i could\'nt resist
I had the candy an the fizz
Sorry my fitness instructor
I had an extra desert
i blame the date being a flirt
he ordered it too
oh what an curse
Sorry my fitness instructor
i had to skip the class
their was an box of chocolates
they were on the bedside cabinet
I promised i ate them fast
My fitness instructor said;
You have no hope,
Stay at home and don\'t come back
you will just have to stay fat.