Michael Edwards

DINING ETIQUETTE

 

 

DINING ETIQUETTE

 

The rules of etiquette are fraught

For those who never have been taught

But I was taught each complex rule

When I was still a lad at school

So when out dining I’m dismayed

By failing manners seen displayed

It\'s not  just diners who haven\'t a clue

The lack of trained waiters troubles me too

But at least it gives me the excuse to skip

Out of the restaurant avoiding a tip.