DINING ETIQUETTE
The rules of etiquette are fraught
For those who never have been taught
But I was taught each complex rule
When I was still a lad at school
So when out dining I’m dismayed
By failing manners seen displayed
It\'s not just diners who haven\'t a clue
The lack of trained waiters troubles me too
But at least it gives me the excuse to skip
Out of the restaurant avoiding a tip.