Things have gone awry in fairy town
The Hobgoblins took advantage when mother earth was not around
Father Christmas was in bed sleeping for he’d been on the job
And the fairy Godmother was visiting her cousin Bob
Noddy didn’t have any wheels, someone had stolen his car
The tooth fairy was knackered out from flying so far
Father time had lost track of when or where he was supposed to be
Someone stole his watch just who did it - he didn’t see
Buttons went to wake up Cinders, he’d picked her flowers from the hill
All he found inside her bed was sleeping Jack and Jill
The evil step mother was greatly unimpressed
She can’t have a boy help her lovely daughters to dress!!!!!
The dwarves got home from working in the mine
Wanting to see sleeping beauty so very lovely and fine
But the shock that they got - there was no way they could mask it
There was just a little girl in a red cloak eating cakes from a basket
The three bears also were returning home for their brekky
They’d gone to the paypoint to top up their gas and lecky
Three little pigs were sitting with bags of bricks wood and straw
You would have to have been there to believe what they saw
The wicked witch of the East was staring up into the sky
She was bored now waiting for the house to fall so got on her broom to fly
Dorothy herself was being accosted for a kiss sitting by a pond
Being plagued by ugly frogs for which she was not fond
A princess awoke finding she’d had a rather peaceful sleep
No lumpiness in her bed from any pea to make her weep
So she just sat deflated til there was a strange knocking on the door
From a man all dressed in armour who she’d never set eyes on before
Repunzel awoke inside an unfamiliar room with a spindle sitting there
She didn’t know the relevance so she just brushed her flowing hair
She wasn’t in her usual tower high away from all the city dwellers
And all she saw out of the window were vines and sleeping fellas
Now cousin Bob as usual was a total bore
He ranted and raved and then began to snore
He’d been at the scotch again which was typical this time of year
She wondered why she ever bothered coming here!!!!!
Flying home she was surprised to bump into disgruntled old lady
A white knight was loved up and calling her “baby”
“Why aren’t you killing a dragon? And why haven’t you been eaten?”
“You should be looking digested and you battered from a beating?”
She took to the sky and surveyed across the fairy lands
Oh deary me things have got out of hand!
I go out for a couple of hours and I come back to this?
Prince Charming’s tongue’s hanging out waiting for a kiss!
My magic’s all spent, I have had a heavy night
I will have to wave my magic wand and make everything alright
Princesses waiting to be saved and princes needing to fight
Oh well you will all just wait until midnight