Hemroids
The pain is subsiding
I think I can sit
It happens each and every time
That I shit.
That shit face kid
She should be buying my pills
She says \"Mom you\'re ridiculous
You\'ve got so many ills.\"
I hope she has triplets
Quadruplets or quints
So that it happens she never forgets
The responsibility she denied
But knew it was hers
Even tho I chose to have her
And bore her out of love.