Oh delectable peanut butter
You creamy goddess of the pantry
Your crunch and texture of pleasure
Oh delightful peanut butter
The way you make bread devine
How you stick succulently above the tongue
Oh scrumptious peanut butter
My mouth gleeks with jubilation
What is life without your presence
Oh titillating peanut butter
You tease my tastebuds with ecstasy
To have even just a little is exquisite
Oh darling peanut butter
I am your devotee
And you are my sanctity