I am so shy to say,
Wanted to be discreet.
Have to tell you about,
The baloney in your teeth.
You have a great smile,
Really turns heads.
But, please I ask of you,
Hide your baloney and bread.
It’s a simple request.
Close your mouth when you chew.
The most simple of manners,
Parents should’ve taught you.
I pretty sure they did.
Maybe you grew lazy.
Thought no one would notice,
That kind of talk’s just crazy!
Again, I beg of you.
In my presence, if you please.
Do what you want by yourself,
Close it or I’m going to leave.