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Table Manners

I am so shy to say,

Wanted to be discreet.

Have to tell you about,

The baloney in your teeth.

 

You have a great smile,

Really turns heads.

But, please I ask of you,

Hide your baloney and bread.

 

It’s a simple request.

Close your mouth when you chew.

The most simple of manners,

Parents should’ve taught you.

 

I pretty sure they did.

Maybe you grew lazy.

Thought no one would notice,

That kind of talk’s just crazy!

 

Again, I beg of you.

In my presence, if you please.

Do what you want by yourself,

Close it or I’m going to leave.