niallprideaux

10 Things You Should Know Before Dating Me

1. I\'m 6\'2 so you may need a bigger bed.

2. I\'m a Virgo. If you\'re going to be one to break my heart,

carefully consider the method.

3. When I have to get up for an early morning,

I force sleep out of my mind for fear of being late somewhere or disappointing

someone.

4. My Grindr profile has told me that the only people who\'ll give me attention,

are the ones my mother told me to stay away from.

5. Sleep with slight noise if you want to share a bed with me.

6. Sometimes I let my phone die to avoid socialising.

To me, Social Media doesn\'t exist.

7. I need my house keys in my right coat pocket to easily jab an attacker,

and my phone in the left coat pocket to ring anyone just in case.

8. My self-esteem lingers like a left-over party balloon floating awkwardly

in mid-air and collapses soon as someone squashes it in their hands.

9. There are gonna be times when I give in.

There are gonna be times when my anxiety takes overdrive.

There are going to be times where I want to be invisible,

because that\'s how I\'ll feel.

I don\'t have a successful track record in relationships,

and will likely push you away before you run - to feel less hurt.

10. I overshare a lot.