Poetic Dan

I have a problem to admit

• What has been seen
  cannot be unseen
  
  You know this if I ever pull down my jeans
  I have a problem to admit
  It gives me a real kick
  
  To see the face once you see my bum
   So hard to erase with all that hair on
  
  Some try not to laugh
  others are emotionally scarred
  
  You never know when I\'ll moon at you
• Even in a crowd I\'ll glimpse one pass you
  
  Because I have a problem to admit it 
  I get a real kick out of it
  
  Instead of a smiling face on that glass
  You can be quick and put a printer of your ass
  
  You may even get a few laughs
  Before they throw you behind bars
  
  So if you\'re lucky to see my bum
  know that it is one in a billions
  
  Then hopefully your admit it
• It was worth me getting nicked
  
  Do do do, do doo do doo do....