Johnnie was swinging from the trees
Like an ape in the breeze
When he caught his b*lls upon a branch
Alas that was the end of his romance.
\"Oops!!\" he exclaimed in pain
\"I wonder if I can stick them on again?\"
And just then what did he see
A tube of super-glue hanging from a tree (as if!)
But the tree was very tall
And Johnnie was too small
But up he jumped to reach the branch
And try to restart his romance.
Until then a female ape came swinging by
And Johnnie\'s b*lls she did spy
\"Do these belong to thee?\"
\"No\", said Johnnie, from behind a tree.
;-)