FredPeyer

I am a Leftie - And proud of it!

I am a Lefty

Hope you don’t mind

Can’t help it, I do

Belong to the other kind

 

Long ago in a different time

Lefties were burned at the stake

Possessed by the devil

Drowned in a lake

 

Thank goodness

Today it’s not as bad

We’re allowed to live

And that’s rather rad

 

A lot of us though don’t

Make it to old age

But we live rather well

Till exiting left of stage

 

We’re smarter, faster,

Better than the right

No matter our color

Be it black or white

 

We are like that

Cos everything’s wrong

Just seems to be right

But that makes us strong

 

We lefties are inventive

Turning right into left

For us life is difficult

We need to be deft

 

It’s not just the hand,

But the foot and the eye

That make us different

And nobody knows why

 

Writing, painting,

All the fine art

Are the endeavors

That set us apart

 

That glorious mix-up

Inside our stellar brain

Grants us the freedom

To be noble and vain

 

Only one in ten people

Is blessed with this gift

That’s why we’re so special

If you get my drift

 

I am a lefty

And real proud of that

Running circles around

Righties, in no time flat

 

Note to reader: Just for the fun of it, please comment with either the word \"right\" or the word \"left\",

or, if you would like to write a comment, please add either one of these two words at the end, depending

on whether you are right or left handed.

This informal \"survey\" will hopefully show us the percentage of left-handers on this writer\'s forum. General population

is about 10%, but here it could be different!