I\'m a member of Fat Class
Every Thursday I pay my dues
\'A pound on\', \'A pound off\'
Oh! For a figure like an hour glass!
Up and down the scales I seesaw,
Eighteen points a day is the limit
When you\'re a member of Fat Class,
Maybe I should wire shut my munching jaw?
Oh! Why is it tasty treats - on mass-
Are full of sugar and fat?
Quickly adding up to the limit
Recommended at Fat Class -
A.K.A. Weight Watchers
The slimming doctors!
Carb Spotters!
The scale watchers!
How long \'til that targets done?
I\'ll have to consider the answer to that
Count and add the day\'s tally
Whilst I nibble on an illicit bun
Oh dear! I\'ll start again tomorrow!