I was born on a Wednesday you know,
Can you believe it? Full of woe.
Misery guts, sorrow and despair,
Tuesday where was your grace for me to share?!
I wasn\'t having this, a life in dejecton,
So Wednesday\'s woe, felt my rejection.
I took it upon myelf to take away that E,
Replace it with a W instead you see.
I\'m a Wednesday\'s child, full of WOW
I showed that despondency where to go.