Oohhh, have a day orf!
But not an off-day
Well, ya might not be able to tell the difference
When I say...
Just write any old rubbish
Don\'t matter if it rhymes or not!
I may do -
I will go on about my idiosyncrasies -
Don\'t ask me to say words like that
If I\'ve had a sherry or three!
Pork pies for me too
Plenty of them - but -
If we always got them in our fridge
I can\'t be eating enough of \'em!
And go around greeting folk with -
\'Cooeeee\' how are ya?!\'
Or the equivalent - Cooeeee may be very British
I got me woes too!
I must have a hat like DS/KS\'s
And I\'m very old, ya know -
Millions of years old
Oh vanity, it\'s so no-one
Guesses me true age - 21 again this year?!
I was the same on a previous site
Until it \'blew up\' with a troll on it
But I coveted hats there
Said \'Cooeee\' a lot there
Downed me sherries
Causing me not to be able to say words over two syllables
And scoffed me porkies!
Some of ya know this
Ya have transferred to this site now
So I bid ya
An eccentric goodbye -
Only for today, mind
I\'m not going
Wot? Never going, I hear ya say
Nope, never
I\'ll stay for ever - probably!
(Put that sherry down, Orchi!)
I gotta stay
To find out mysteries of life, such as:
\'Is \'Hee Hee\' the same as \'Tee Hee\'?
And all sorts of rubbish like that
I gotta find out
I lose sleep over such things like that, ya know!