NATASHA\'S best friend is a SNAKE
A bright yellow PYTHON called Jake
She blushed bright red ~ when it slid in her bed
Which didn\'t amuse her Husband Fred !
LOUISE is a tease ~ her pet\'s a GIRAFF
Which always makes her neighbors laff
His head sticks out of the bathroom window
Whenever she gives it a baff !
AMANADA UGANDA ~ She loves her BEAR
A pet she keeps secret ~ I do declare
I saw her cat ~ when I went to her flat
But I\'ve never seen her BARE !
Ruth wanted a pet that exotic
And small enough ~ to fit in her pocket
Her husband granted her every wish
And bought her a bright colored TROPICAL FISH
GLORIA\'S pet is a neighborhood thrilla
A seven foot hairy black GORILLA !
She confessed \"It really bangs my Gong\"
When I get hugged by my own King Cong !
PENELOPE wanted a big cuddly DOG
To take on walks ~ she loved to jog
In case she felt faint (she was very learned)
She bought a big kennel ~ then a SAINT BERNARD !
ANGELA if you\'re choosing a PET
Never consult your local VET
He will always suggest a DOG
Never a LIZARD or even a FROG
Because DOGS have the biggest Vet bills yet !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Hugs BRIAN
It has been pointed out that my Poems are too
Structured ~ too Serious and too Scientific ~ so
I consulted my Mischievous Muse ~ I Hope this
posting redresses the balance ! Please let me know.