niallprideaux

Have You Ever...?

Have you ever…?

Gone impulsive vegan for a few hours then crashed? Yes.
Played beer pong? Yes.
Gone to Church? Yes.
Given someone flowers? Yes.

Have you ever…?

Been bitten by an animal? No.
Got lost in an amusement park? Yes.
Have you ever pranked someone? No.
Eaten a whole pizza or cake to yourself? Yes.

Have you ever…?

Ran away from home? No. It wouldn’t have helped.
Been attacked in public? Yes.
Smoked pot? No, despite being told “it’s harmless\".
Cheated on your partner? No.

But he didn’t believe me.