I raised my head from my slumber,
Kissed my darling wife,
And got up.
I poked my head through the curtains
To see the outside world
When I saw him,
This man walking,
Walking down the middle of the road.
Orange coat,
Orange trousers,
Orange bag,
Black boots,
Balding head.
Not a sight I have seen before,
Not at six in the morning,
This man in orange.