-A homeostatic imbalance
Mixed with oxytocin, serotonin, dopamine
And adrenaline
Addictive like heroin
-Symptoms may include:
Deep attachment, passion,
And a willingness to risk it all
-Side affects include:
withdrawals, Relapse
Impulsivity,
And vomiting on your X’s door mat.
Use with caution:
Highly addictive
If you have fallen in love and can’t escape
Please seek a professional.
If you can’t afford a professional
Seek whores, whisky
And a confessional booth for the next morning.
Tequila not recommended when mixed with
love
Tequila and love may result in
Drunkenness, indecent exposure
Possibly a cock in your hand (hopefully your own)
Swinging at pedestrians in the parking lot.
Tequila and love may also result in crimes of passion
Murder, roof top diving, car crashes, bar fights, STD\'S,
And anal beads.
Love at your own risk