put me in a bottle
toss me out to sea
burst me under your finger
like you might a blood-filled flea
bury me in the garden
water me every day
leave me to the worms
dry me with the hay
flush me down the toilet
stuff me in the bin
brick me up behind the wall
prick me with a pin
burn me with the rubbish
feed me to the mice
any end for me will do
though none of them seems nice